My Muse Just Keeps Talking

I've confirmed that my latest parody is longer than the original song it takes off of. Not the first time that's happened -- lyrics just keep coming to me, and I can't let them go to waste. In this case, the original song has 121 words' worth of unique lyrics, out of a total of 262 (per songmeanings.net). My parody has 248/447. Disclaimer: as with most of my kinky writings, it's for entertainment purposes only.

"I Spank Behinds"

(to the tune of "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper)

Welcome, stepdaughter

I'm so glad we're finally meeting now

I'm sure that we'll get on fine

But there's something that you must know

Lately you've run wild -- that's ending now

I don't mind saying how

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

If you dare to defy me, say "You're not my mother!" --

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

I know it's hard when

Your family doesn't stay the same

But the sooner you adjust to it

The better, so I'm not playing games

Though you may not like it, you'll learn to mind

I won't be wasting time

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

If you're planning to test me, I will be waiting--

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

You're in for a big surprise

If you think I can't handle you

I already have three kids

So taming brats is nothing new

A good long seat warming, then bare-butt corner time

Will cut you down to size

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

When I tell you to do something

It's not time for a debate

You'd best do as and when you're told

Or resign yourself to a painful fate

Counting down from five -- better use this time

The second hand unwinds

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

The hour's getting late and

I tell you to go to bed

You mutter something rude, I ask,

"Could you repeat what you said?"

Once our little "talk's" done, you won't sleep supine

Or sass a second time

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

When you see me looking cross

And you're wondering if I'm okay

Darling, I assure you

I'll be splendid, soon as you obey

Getting on my bad side's not fun, you'll find

The second hand unwinds!

If you thought you'd go on doing as you please--

I spank behinds

If you thought that you could just ignore me--

I spank behinds

If you're planning to test me, I will be waiting!

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

I spank behinds

(composed 6/2/23)