Beware Tomorrow's Insidious Activities

Friends, many would have you believe that tomorrow is a festive occasion, a simple, innocent celebration of food and company. But beware! There's something sinister afoot.

Is it really so innocent that an allegedly American organization holds an annual parade in the same month the Revolution communist revolution occurred? A parade led by a man in a red uniform? This dubious authority figure claims to offer something for nothing -- in exchange for blind obedience! And he especially pitches this temptation toward innocent, impressionable children.

The group that sponsors him even has a RED STAR as its symbol! They'd have you believe they're a patriotic organizarion standing for traditional values, but don't fall for it. They make themselves sound like a private enterprise -- "Macy's" -- but I'll wager that's an acronym for the MARXIST ANARCHO-COMMUNIST YOUTH SYNDICATE. Don't be fooled!